Wednesday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for May 29, 2013

Jan Kruger

Daily Tottenham Hotspur links, today on strikers, David Bentley, dumb videos and Roberto Martinez.

Happy Wednesday Spursland! Let's just come out and say it: Summer sucks for Spurs. Most of us happen to be English (or in my case Irish) which leads to the summer being a dangerous time for your skin. It's to hot to enjoy being outside because you are melting into nothing more than the evidence of global warming. And on top of that there are no games and no real news. We are adrift in a see of darkness. The Sound of Silence is our current theme song.

And now the "news"

AVB Plans To Drop 45 Million On Two Strikers-Belfast Telegraph

Look at that! The Villa AND Martinez rumors all there together. They must be true now. Unrelated to that point I might not know how truth works.

A "HIlarious" Video From Spurs-Spurs Official

I don't think that the team's social media department knows what that word means. I also am forced to not think very much of anyone who listens to this dude's radio show. I mean there is a ton of stuff out there that is better. Wheeler Dealer Radio is great for that drive to the office, There is a plethora of great shows on Satellite radio, and bigoanddukes.com exists.

Klinsman To Start New Midfield Against Belgium-Stars And Stripes FC

Well that's nice for Sacha.

Ricardo Carvalho Joins Monaco-Managing Madrid

Apparently Monaco is the only place players are allowed to move this summer, which really sucks for David Bentley since he would then be going to yet another team that wants nothing to do with him.

Roberto Martinez Leaves Wigan-SB Nation

Sucks to be Wigan fans, first relegated and then your manager who produces fairly good stuff with abysmal resources moves on to another club where will do fairly well with still abysmal resources.

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