Happy Thursday, Spursland! So the ESPY's were last night. My English friends, if you had heard of them and wondered if this was something to care about, I can confirm for you that they are about as dumb as this guy.
Such a nice young man. That is the phrase I first thought in reaction to this article, which is how you know I am rapidly aging.
He ordered a £3 plate of sausage and chips and rounded out his meal with ice cream which says to me someone is [yeah totally redacting this horribly insensitive joke, sorry Mr. Roosevelts].
Let's play a game. Think of Sepp Blatter and then what is the very next word to come to mind? Mine is a four letter word that my mother dislikes me using.
It seems to me that you fellas have entered #batcountry. Don't try the mescaline.
Because they were really hurting for attacking talent.