Happy Friday Spursland! It's been a long week of nothingness folks. So here is 10 minutes of Mike Tyson knocking people out. Imagine you are him and the hapless can in front of him is your boss. Enjoy.
And now the "news"
Classic example of the English media trying to make Fetch happen. This might be the English equivalent of ESPN and the Tim Tebow syndrome.
Shocking development that happened like a month ago. What don't you people get? Stop trying to steal our boyfriend!
So he is about to start for Barca and he only goes by one name? I am guessing this wipper-snapper has had a large amount of pressure on him since he started kicking the inside of his mother's womb. Editor's note: I've always seen him referred to as Sergi Roberto, never just Roberto.
We'd be crazy not to take £60m for Bale ... oh wait, pretty sure we got an offer of £80m a few weeks ago so, no. The market and the demand set the price, what up Adam Smith.
Tejay Van Garderen is a good shit, trust.
Perhaps I was right about the city but wrong about the club with that evil empire label.