Happy Friday, Spursland! Man let me tell you gang, today is really boring. HOW BORING IS IT? Today is so boring that we are celebrating the 800 anniversary of the word "friend" being used as a verb. It is that kind of day.
And now the "news"
This is exactly like in the 50s when reporters would ask politicians on the east coast if the mob existed, and they would laugh at the question and say something like, "What are you talking about? You have heard too many bedtime stories young man".
No he isn't. AVB doesn't sweat, or pop. Just like your girlfriend told you in high school.
His celebration should involve him flying to England walking into Westminster Abbey and giving Sir Issac Newton's tomb the ole two bird salute.
Allow me to display my feelings about this through this helpful link.
#TeamNBCSN right here folks. ESPN can pound it up wherever they choose to pound it, they suck.
If you think that this story is not as important than Jason Collins coming out weeks ago you are kidding yourself. These are the numbers one in three women, and one in 4 men will be the victim of sexual abuse in their lifetime. Those aren't guesses, those are facts. Have a good weekend Spursland and hold your kids tight when you get home tonight.