Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 30, 2013

Bryn Lennon

Everyone likes puppies.

Happy Tuesday Spursland! No, t hasn't happened yet so just watch the greatest puppy video of all time.

And now the "news"

Odds Makers Odds Favor Bale Leaving- Sky Sports

Wait, so a bunch of poorly sourced articles splashed everywhere recently all but saying the deal is done has caused average Joe Gambling Problem to put money down on it happening? Well, I guess Gareth is signed, sealed, and delivered. Whoever buys this must have the intellect of...

Bale "Wants To Speak" To Real Madrid- BBC

Of course he does, because the only way they will get the point and stop chumming the newspapers is if Bale rocks up to them and says, "Bro (because you know Bale calls people bro), pipe down with this. You are starting to look like Lennon's Eyebrow."

Mexico Sticking With Chepo As Manager- FMF State Of Mind

Someone call a cleaning company and send them over to the American Outlaws' clubhouse. They are going to need help cleaning up all the essence they will spill with this news.

Christian "Chucho" Benitez Passes Away- SB Nation Soccer

Thoughts and prayers.

Some Tattoo Artist Managed To Make Ronda Rousey Naked Look Awful- SB Nation

That tattoo is like Lennon's Eyebrow's writing when left to his own devices. It should easily be a smashing success, but somehow it just ends in disaster.

I'd like to thank Lennon's Eyebrow for being a good sport today

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