Sup internet? Our buddy The Roosevelts got good and drunk for America Day and wasn't able to do the Hoddle. I forgive him. As per custom, I will be linking the Daily Mail, like I do every time I have to write the Hoddle. It's my way of getting back at the monster I created.
The Mail's headline was a horrible clusterfuck of stupid so I re-wrote it for them.
Dude totally should have went for it.
Dude what is up with that headline font?
If Spooky ran this club, we'd be a lot better off.
I'm not sure how to feel about Doncaster Belles and their relegation, and I'm certainly not in the camp of folks who think Arsenal are the most evil thing ever for moving to North London, but this is interesting and worth a read.
African football hasn't really progressed much since the 90s, either in pure footballing terms or in avoidance of corruption. Isn't that glass ceiling a bitch?
With Luis Suarez soon to follow.