BE SPUR OF THE MOMENT LIKE GARETH BALE AND TAKE THIS PUN-BASED QUIZ. GUESS THE CORRECT FOOTBALL PLAYERS FROM THE TEXT BELOW...
I need to get this off my chest about my baby. She drives a silver Rolls Royce with cruise control. It's a nice car... bullshit!
When the car doesn't work, I have to park her up for my girl. But not that it matters. I once asked her "Wouldn't you rather own a Benz Emma or a Bentley?", just to annoy her.
I'm guessing you also heard, I had to buy her the car. Although, she already has a mower. To top this off, she has to go and fry hers by hitting a lamp, hard. Cleverly, she didn't say how hard. Although she did manage to put on her hazard lights and bail out in time before things got messy.
I asked my Mother about this and she asked "Did she even shut the ruddy door son, before she bent it?" and I said "Nay, ma, but I've rose above it. Besides, the law is on her side."
What can I say, the girl has my heart and I don't want to be without company or alone, so I stay with her.
Everybody says "He's fell, ain't he? He's falling in love." To which I say. "Sure, but I'm young and she loves her man. Plus, I'm probably punching about my weight."
To impress my girl, I play in a band. Trust me, never leave your mic on when playing gigs, or your bass on. Else somebody will end up robbing it. Love's a cruel gamble, it's like a deck of cards and it might cost a few sterling if you're too keen.
Before I go, I will share one thing with you... never buy her a car son.
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