Happy Tuesday Spursland! Woohoooo! We are just days away from a trip to Tiblisi, which is in Georgia. No stupid not that one, the other one. The one that gave us Xenia Onatopp. I doubt there will be reliable cell service or unbribable police.
And now the "news"
Well of course the man who doesn't how to not answer a question thinks that. You see children Townsend is pretty damn good, and QPR suck. In all honesty though I have to ask, how does Harry look up? It's amazing he has that kind of neck strength to keep his head up with it so heavily front weighted with those jowls.
Which makes me feel mildly bad that I talked all that shit on Liverpool yesterday about them not having a shot at beating us to Willian. That prompted one of writers from Liverpool Offside to come on over and comment wondering why I was being so mean to another team. As if it was abnormal to dislike the rivals of the team you support. My mistake. Now that I know I was wrong to say not nice things about my team's rivals I feel compelled to say go Arsenal, up with Chelsea, and go United. I am not going to say anything encouraging to Liverpool though, that is apparently only reserved for rivals.
Id like to know (but not enough to put any effort into finding out) how a group supporting a team team playing in a league that was founded in 1996, identify with the year 1906? I really hope that a group of fans formed around that area in 1906 and had meetings for the next 90 years on a weekly basis where they all sat around in like a Methodist church basement drinking bad coffee saying things like"dude I can feel it, a team is just around the corner".
This is what would happen if myself and literally any other three members of the staff were put on a field with 7 world class players to help us.
Even if Rooney Leaves I could still easily imagine Manchester fans reworking this song into something about their feelings because they still have Van Persie. He is that good, better than Bale. And they already did something amazing for Moyes, RVP seems to be due for one now. In other news though, how much do you wish you were the dong in the first video?
Now being the grappling snob you know I am I have long felt that Tae Kwon Do is a pointless excuse for a fighting style. This however proves that i have been wrong, it has some redeeming qualities. And how great is the dumbfounded dude 35 seconds into the video?
This is my one way to sneak in how awesome I thought Summerslam was. And Daniel Bryan WILL have his vengeance.