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He also hopes Bale will get a better haircut, it has now been months of him making Jimmy Neutron look well thought out.
I have come to the conclusion that Joe Lewis left the vault door open just a crack and Dan Levy is running back and forth to the negotiating table with bags of Spanish doubloons.
Yes we are into day three of mercilessly pointing out how much Liverpool no longer matters. Why? Because it's fun and someone told me I was being mean the first time I did it. It turns out they were right.
The ball was not allowed to roll, if the ball rolls on the ground it's cheating.
I bet you could grate cheese on that dudes abs. Which is not a weird thing to think to ones self as you watch that.
Equally annoying as the guy trying to explain the game to a girl because she clearly doesn't know anything about it growing up in America (presumably) is the girl who pretends to need it explained to her to strike up a conversation with a dude, right person who will only be known as my friend Rachel?
It was Bryan.