Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links August 21, 2013

Jamie McDonald

Tottenham Hotspur news and daily links.

Happy Wednesday, Spursland!  Hey gang, what's happening? Nothing at all, right?  It's OK. Watch this puppy video (audio NSFW).

And now the "news"

Paulinho Hopes For Bale Stay-Sky Sports

He also hopes Bale will get a better haircut, it has now been months of him making Jimmy Neutron look well thought out.

Spurs Set To Seal £30 Million Willian Deal-The Guardian

I have come to the conclusion that Joe Lewis left the vault door open just a crack and Dan Levy is running back and forth to the negotiating table with bags of Spanish doubloons.

Losing Out Shows Liverpool's Status-Telegraph

Yes we are into day three of mercilessly pointing out how much Liverpool no longer matters.  Why?  Because it's fun and someone told me I was being mean the first time I did it.  It turns out they were right.

Real Sociedad Can only Score Insane Goals-SB Nation Soccer

The ball was not allowed to roll, if the ball rolls on the ground it's cheating.

Seriously, Only Insane Goals-SB Nation Soccer

I bet you could grate cheese on that dudes abs.  Which is not a weird thing to think to ones self as you watch that.

Don't Try To Explain Football To Women-SB Nation

Equally annoying as the guy trying to explain the game to a girl because she clearly doesn't know anything about it growing up in America (presumably) is the girl who pretends to need it explained to her to strike up a conversation with a dude, right person who will only be known as my friend Rachel?

Someone Demanded This Be Posted-Black Hearts Gold Pants

It was Bryan.

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