Tuesday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for August 27, 2013

Michael Regan

Daily Tottenham Hotspur links, today on Gareth Bale, Erik Lamela and kicking referees in the face.

Happy Tuesday Spursland! In the old story of Rip Van Winkle, a man (to paraphrase) lives in pre-revolutionary America, has a fight with his wife over him being lazy, follows a hallucination into the mountains, gets drunk and falls asleep. When he awakens he finds that decades of passed and his wife has died and the revolutionary war has happened, his world is seemingly to him change overnight.

Now knowing that last bit about how ole Rip's life seemed to change doesn't that feel like Spurs from the last transfer window to this one? A bid like a "we actually take this kind of seriously like it is a possibility" bid for Mata?I must have been drinking in the Catskills.

And now the "news"

Moyes Tight Lipped Over Rumored Bale Bid-Sky Sports

Stop trying to be an international man of mystery Moyes, Joseph Gordon-Levitt already exists.

Levy Delaying Bale Move until Replacement Winger Found?-Telegraph

No he isn't, he just told you he did. Or you just made that up, either way this Chadli guy exists.

Paraguay Player Kicks Referee In The Face-SB Nation Soccer

Eh, he didn't really catch all of him clean Cotton, maybe that's why he plays in a regional league.

Cascadia Cup shows The Secret TO Rivalries Is Time And Patience-SB Nation Soccer

That makes so much sense i know I can count on MLS to ignore it.

Del Potro Signs Autographs In Traffic-SB Nation

Pro-freaking-fessional folks.

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