Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links August 6, 2013

Paolo Bruno

Tottenham Hotspur daily links with news about Gazza, Clint Dempsey, and Alex Rodriguez.

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! GUYS! I said GUIZE! I was wondering what negotiations look like under the new Levy/ Baldinin regime. Luckily I found this handy video of the Soldado negotiations. Levy isn't even in the room, and it appears he is using the code name "Marcellus Wallace". Baldini goes by Jules, and AVB is a rather quieter/borderline swollen version of himself. And why are they keeping Soldado in a briefcase?

And now the "news"

Gazza Fined For Assault, Drunk And Disorderly-The World Game

Muuuhhhhh.

How The Dempsey Deal Got Done-Sports Illustrated

This is a great piece of writing, and since it is popping up in bits and pieces on a shit ton of other website I think it would be a good idea to post a link to the entire thing and the people who actually did the work. Take that Huff Post.

United Confirm They Have Rejected A Second Rooney Bid-We Ain't Got No History

Tell me that isn't Quintin Tarantino in that picture. If it isn't Tarantino it is totally the kind of guy who would have Michael Madsen dance provocatively.

What Does Getting promoted To The Big Show look Like?-SB Nation Soccer

That is a pretty cool video. But when I clicked on it I half expected this instead. No, that link is not the video of The Bella Twins chopping wood in heels. That video is over here. See what I did there? Of course you did, you aren't even reading this.

A-Rod Got Suspended For A Bit-SB Nation

I honestly have tried to care about this story but I just can't. A-rod is just a pile of ambivalence. if you guys need my I'll be out back building something. i don't know what yet but it appears that china is kicking everyone's asses in the building of things department and i am going full cold war /great leap forward style on this.

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