Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links August 8, 2013

Those are the eyes of a man who is not to be messed with, because he has Fred Flintstone feet - Ian Walton

Daily Tottenham Hotspur links, today on Carlo Ancelotti keeping his mouth shut, Ledley King and the NFL, which is coming soon to a country near you.

Happy Thursday Spursland! Have you ever had a moment in your day where you sit back and ponder what you would do if you were worth 100 million (the currency doesn't really matter as long as it isn't from the Wiemar Republic). And what if you got the first part of it in a huge 15 million chunk? How would you celebrate that if you were a jet setting Welshman with incredible speed?

Surely the likes of London's St. John and then a night out with the fellas just doesn't cut it for people this wealthy. But that is OK because in America's third biggest pile of needless excess (hi Vegas and Miami Beach) there is now a place that takes pampering your basically royal ass to new levels. I give you a restaurant that takes every detail so seriously, it has a 45 page menu just for water. And a sommelier just for the water. America, finally reaching levels of decadence of Caligula. Bale's napkins will be made of 50 pound notes and will be burned and replaced with each course.

And now the "news"

Madrid Boss Refuses To Talk About Bale Bid-Sky Sports

Yeah, because AVB told him to pipe down or it would be knuckle sandwich time. Which sounds like something Fred Flintstone would say. And you don't mess with a guy who moves his car by running on pavement in bare feet.

King Tries Tottenham Turffies-Spurs Official

What in the hell are we doing? And I ask that question from a species perspective.

PFA Exec Says Suarez Does Not Have A Release Clause-SB Nation Soccer

Wow, nobody saw that coming. (I totally saw that coming.)

EPL Team Previews: Norwich-SB Nation Soccer

The key player is listed as Sebastian Bassong. That might be a problem for those guys.

THe NFL's Secret Relocation Plan-SB Nation

Somebody took all the drugs.

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