Friday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for September 13, 2013

Chris McGrath

Daily Tottenham Hotspur links, today on Ade, the 'Y-word' and the rolling tide.

Happy Friday the 13th Spursland! You bet your ass I bought a hockey mask and a giant knife just for today. If you need me, I'll be in the bushes.

And now the "news"

Adebayor To Be Relegated To The Reserves-Sky Sports

Is this like a compassionate thing because of the death in the family? If it is it's weird. It certainly at first glance looks like a kick in the balls to me. I don't know, maybe the developmental squad comes with government subsidies therapy. Gotta keep that bottom line in mind.

We Must Move On From Bale Says AVB-BBC

I'd love to move on from Bale. I've been trying to get on with my life without bale. But I can't. Because every time I turn around I see people talking about how I need to move on from Bale. Can we change the subject?

The FA Will Not Devalue Our Jewish Heritage-The Fighting Cock

I am not Jewish, My girlfriend's family is so not Jewish they actually converted from Judaism to Catholicism. But it has been said that I am a friend of the tribe. Perhaps one I was drunk in Brooklyn during the high holidays and ran around a park shouting "Go Jews", that might have happened. But as a white American male who grew up middle class I really am in no position to comment on this stuff. It doesn't bother me. I personally don't say it, mostly because in America the word would sound ridiculous if you should it in the pejorative down the street. I would hazard that if you shouted it at a Synagogue here in the states just as some sort of youth group was letting out in an effort to make your stupid ass white power point, you would be laughed at. I would guess.

What's The Cost Of Chelsea Football-We Ain't Got No History

The correct answer is your soul.

Another Day, Another Injury-Bitter And Blue

If brevity is the soul of wit, we just found the funniest damn person on the planet.

Alabama's johnny Manziel Problem-SB Nation

Just keep staling for time during the game because if you drag it out long enough his implosion into Ryan Leaf will be complete with enough time for you to make a fourth quarter comeback

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