Wednesday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for September 18, 2013

Ian Walton

Daily Tottenham Hotspur links, today on the Y-word, Jermain Defoe, referees and FOUR VERTS.

Happy Wednesday Spursland! After yesterday's stunning sophomore effort on Spurs' official YouTube channel by Lewis Hotlby, I was attempting to come up with something more adorable. And since certain members of the staff seem to object to Mindy Kaling on principle, I am forced into a heroic stance. I give you the world's tiniest kitten.

And now the "news"

Prominent Human Rights Lawyer Hits Back At FA Stance On The Y Word-Sky Sports

So, kugel all around?

Prime Minister Says Spurs Fans Using Y Word Is OK-The Guardian

David Cameron is now my favorite politician (Editor's note: Oh no), not because of his stance, but just that he has a stance and isn't afraid to make it public about a controversial issue. In fact, without knowing anything about the Prime Minister's domestic policies, I'd like to go ahead and invite him to follow in the footsteps of so many fine Englishmen before him and take his show on the road to America.

Defoe Is Not Cool With Ade Being Forced Into The Reserves-Telegraph

OK so I guess this is a slap in the face. It has to be at this point. It isn't like there are squad limits for first team practice. Maybe Adebayor is actually some sort of monster in person and AVB just wants to get him as far away as he can. I think that has to be it.

Mourinho Hints At Basel Lineup-We Ain't Got No History

100 % chance it is a team sheet with 11 pictures of his dong photoshopped in where the names should be. (Editor's note: Roosevelt's originally wrote 'Basel' as 'Basil'.)

Top Nine: Painful Refereeing Clangers-Roker Report

I am calling everything a clanger from now on. People are going to be asking me if I watched Snatch the night before with a very worried look in her eyes.

Pick Up Game Tactic Nets Goal, 7 Seconds Into The Game-Deadspin

But is this a tactical option in Football Manager?

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