Happy Friday, Spursland! It is a fine day when we can reach out to those we normally don't like, our competitors, and have a reason to be happy for them. Today it is Fulham's turn. Way to go Cottagers, you finally got that awful Michael Jackson Statue to be removed.
And now the "news"
Yes, that is a double dose of #batcountry in September.
And predictable Arsenal reaction to this not great, if anything misfired attempt at a burn, is hilarious. She isn't one of your fans guys, she isn't a "legendary" Arsenal fan. She is someone with access to Amazon and had surplus funds and not very much creativity.
What an incredible cock up this is turning into. Bet money right now that in 2020, 2 years out from Qatar that everyone and their mother will be panicking about what this will mean. The rescheduling of all the leagues, the inevitable injuries and all the other garbage that comes along with major tournaments, only right in the middle of the season. But don't worry kids, because Ole Sepp Blatter is on the case.
I've never wanted to be a drunk Italian more in my life.
This just seems so delightfully personal. Also who knows how to photoshop AND has seen Catch Me If You Can more than once? If you have get at me, we are about to be filthy rich.