Happy Spursday, Spursland! Tom Carroll starts or we riot. Yes, I know I've said that before and we didn't riot but I totally mean it this time.
And now the "news"
Also unfairly in Villa's favor is that all of their good players are out injured.
Gareth Bale, the manliest of men. I hear he is a crab fisherman in the Bering sea during the off-season.
We get it Steve you read Cartilage Free Captain, particularly our fancy algorithm posts. And really how great would it be if Brixton or Blasiansays was actually Steven Caulker.
That guy you like, remember him? You know, "That Guy. He wrote some nice things about us for once, albeit in a backhanded way. Oh That Guy, you never change.
And a new era was born in football.
Why is Harry Redknapp not on this list?
It is important to remember those who are hit hardest by these events. No not me, or Skipjack or any of the other knuckleheads from Baltimore, it is Ryan Rosenblatt who we must keep in our thoughts and prayers. Without Manny Machado playing, Ryan will be forced to go back to using regular old porn with people like having sex in front of cameras and stuff. So sad.
Sweet burn bro.