Happy Wednesday, Spursland! Hey guys look up. No, stupid, not at the depressing florescent lighting in your office. Look up on the screen, now slightly to the right, just a bit more. yes right there, the new store tab. You can now purchase the painfully generic Cartilage Free Captain t-shirt and guess what! If people buy some of them maybe we will have a lager variety of shirts to sell in the future. Wouldn't you just love an official t-shirt of the commentariat? To proudly proclaim not with your voice but with your shirt that #batcountry has arrived and who wouldn't want their very on Hoddle of Coffee t-shirt?
And now the "news"
Following these comments Perez swan dived into his Scrooge McDuck pool filled with gold doubloons while his servants Oprah Winfrey and the Koch brothers heated up the rocks for Perez's impending hot stone massage from the King of Saudi Arabia.
How exactly does one hail a person? What is the physical incarnation of the verb to hail?
Who, cares about this when Holtby exists.
If you are a fan of the New York Jets, and you have a buddy at your tailgate that loves being the "come on at least it can't get any worse" guy. This just might be the answer.
Of you are the person in the office who is outraged by this, then you really don't get it.