Happy Friday Spursland! Guys, I think we should sell Tom Carroll too. (Ed. note: Kill him.)
Thank you and goodnight!!!!!
And now the "news"
Because if there is one thing this team needs, it is more wide attacking players. (Ed. note: Kill him.)
What say you now, dumb Italian teams looking to raid? That's what I thought. (Ed. note: Seriously. Kill him.)
RECOUNT! (Ed. note: Do it.)
He is like the best underground wrapper in 1986. That is the nicest thing I can say about this. The meanest thing I could say is that I am sure that this song is played on loop in hell -- just this and M'Bop back to back to back. This song is so bad it has convinced me to try significantly harder to live a better life in the hope of not encountering this pile of sandy shit in the afterlife. (Ed. note: He deserves it.)
Everything you need to to know about the process that divides up the nation's best young talent that hasn't already been lured away to Europe or isn't already claimed through the academy process. It's a big deal if you grew up really good at soccer in like Wyoming. (Ed. note: Kill him.)