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Just watched this video and was thinking, "what if you went back in time and showed this video to someone living in 2007?"


LOOK OUT FOR KYLE NAUGHTON IN 2021

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After being unleashed in his favored free center back role in 2020 by 3rd division side North London HotSpurs' boss Andre Villas Boas, Kyle Naughton was catapulted into super-stardom netting 35 goals and saving 8 penalties in helping his club avoid a second consecutive relegation and earning himself a record 24 million yuan transfer to the illustrious Real Madrid in Spain's highly competitive 2 club league. In 2021, the introduction of multiball only aided Naughton in his quest to have the "greatest season ever" allowing him to score just under the league determined maximum of 2000 goals. The Galacticos again finished second to F.C. Barcelona, rounding out the league table. Naughton beat out a host of world class performers in claiming this years Golden Balloon including Pablo Fantastico of River Plate and MLS All-Star Robbie Keane.

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