Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For February 11, 2014

Shaun Botterill

Tottenham Hotspur news and notes, where America is beating the Brits.

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! I just want to take this moment to point out that according to SB Nation's official xenophobia and jingoism rankings, America is, like, way ahead of Great Britain. IN YOUR FACE! Now let's all give a big round of applause for the concept of the nation-state! Nothing bad ever came out of nationalism!

And now the "news"

Giroud Says Lloris Wants Arsenal Switch- Sky Sports

Oh, shut up, you peanut brained lummox. This isn't ever going to happen. Lloris could refuse to play for the rest of his life unless he is sold to Arsenal and Dan Levy would look at him with his dead eyes and spit-shined forehead and say "okay, sit at home" because you don't out muscle Dan Levy. You don't beat him in a battle of wills.

TEASER: Coming Soon, Coming Home Newcastle And CFC Question And Answer- Coming Home Newcastle

Oh, I hope they discuss Rebecca Walker.

Headbutting The Dugout Earns You A Red Card- SB Nation Soccer

Well. it is Italy so I am going to assume a gentlemen with a bent nose and an unspoken membership in some sort of fraternal organization handed someone some cash.

MLS In Atlanta Is A Terrible Idea- SB Nation Soccer

I think the team will do great , but only if they are named University of Georgia Bulldogs Football Club.

It's Put Up Or Shut Up Time For The NFL- Out Sports

I doubt they will put up. However, there is no chance that they shut up.

Kate Hansen is My Spirit Animal (Not Ryan's)- SB Nation

I also would not be opposed to her taking the mantel of Mrs. Roosevelts. I just hope she doesn't care about spelling. (Editor's note: Kate Hansen would never be the spirit animal of someone who can't spell Zlatan correctly.)

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