Happy Valentine's Day, Spursland! Look, nobody likes Valentines Day, and if you are that 0.0006% out there who loves it, I don't have to tell you that you make this day a pain in the ass for the rest of us. But this can be better. We can change this holiday into something better. Instead of that dude you've been on four dates with, or the girl from that one party at that place you text to "come over" once a month, how about you pick a different valentine this year? My valentine is none other than Tottenham Hotspur. (Ed. note: As I do every year when theroosevelts rails against love and rainbows, I feel it necessary to say that I like Valentine's Day)
And now the "news"
Sure, why not? I couldn't think of a reason why not. Like a real reason such as lack of wins.
Dis gone be good.GIF or something.
This is going to really throw a monkey wrench into that Arsenal transfer for Lloris, ain't it?
In a related story, your majesty what is wrong with your faaaace?
My old wrestling coach (who I now coach under) always knew what to say, except for once. I won't tell you what the kid did, but it was bad. Like really bad and my coaches response was...nothing at first. He waved his arms and sputtered and noises came out of his mouth, but no words. He couldn't comprehend what had happened, he couldn't digest it at first until final after 15 seconds of awkwardness out of his mouth comes "ARE YOU DUMB?" I had laughed at that moment for years. I regret that now, because seeing the above tattoo, I now understand.
Suarez talking about how he has matured. LOL guys! Didn't he grab an opponent and bite the shit out of them like a year ago? How much maturing can you do in a year? Is he straightening his act out enough so he isn't committing murders, just arsons, at this point?