Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For February 18, 2014

Michael Steele

Tottenham Hotspur news and notes, with goats!

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Who cares about football, look at these god damn goats!

Ans now the "news"

FA Planning A "B" League- Sky Sports

And once it is built out comes the Kragle right? Oh whatever, I guess everything is awesome.

Is No European Football Better Than The Europa League?- ESPN FC

The answer is yes because even when you get to the final and you beat your competition and you raise that cup, that has to be the moment that you realize you are only the sort of champions of Europe.

After Tear Gas Attack At Villarreal There Are More Questions Than Answers- SB Nation Soccer

Somewhere there is a kid typing out a braggadocios post in the message board section of Raisethefist.com.

When Backflip Celebrations Become Faceplants- SB Nation Soccer

I am about 30 pounds overweight and I can do effortless front hand springs. Yes, a 28-year-old man who still tests himself out to see if he can still do that kind of stuff because this is how I am choosing to desperately cling to my youth. Don't judge me. But I think that given my athletic gifts compared to what I can still do it isn't that much to expect that every pro athlete be able to do a back flip.

Keeper Can't Decide If He Is Hurt Or Angry- SB Nation Soccer

This is the football equivalent to that time we all found out that the mid-level guy in the office down the hall was, up until this point, a functioning heroin addict. He completely lost it all on one fateful day. Years of being able to keep it together, scoring after work getting ripped at home and still able to put it all back together to be in the office at 8 am to screw the American people out of their tax dollars Until one day he lost it all and went crazy in the office. He was alternately screaming about the Department of Veteran's Affairs and whispering about John Bonham's drumming style. Gesturing wildly with his hands and occasionally farting loudly. It was bad. A lot like this keeper that is clearly either way too high or way to far into withdrawal.

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