Happy It's-Still-Not-Friday-Yet-Seriously?-Day Spursland! Your regular correspondent from the footballing frontline is still enjoying a little R&R, so I'm back with you today with another stand-in Hoddle. As I said I was going to make this a personal feature any time I fill in for Roosie a few months ago, please enjoy below your Hoddle theme of the day.
Major Lazer Smooth Sailing ft Mr Williamz (via BenchWorld)
And now the "news"
Soldado gonna make it Uk-rain on dem hoes
CFC Editor Bryan A. has a blog where he normally posts updates about this sort of thing. You can find it here.
Yeah, so watch your back Chris Hughton.
I hear rumblings that a movie centred around this saga is slated for a 2015 release. Personally I'm just hoping the rumour is true that Robert Downing Jr. is signing on to play Allardyce's sassy, charismatic assistant manager and sidekick Neil MacDonald.
The mere thought of him doing that in a United shirt (LOL) is enough to ensure that David, too, is Moyes.