Happy Friday, Spursland! For the purposes of not breaking things, I will be pretending as if yesterday didn't happen, because if sucked and I don't care about it. Ok, I cared about it a little, but it's dumb; caring about it is dumb and it's dumb that Carver from the Wire is currently relegated to a supporting role on Teen Wolf.
And now the "news"
So I guess I can't pretend yesterday didn't happen. That was a petulant move, but come on. The pitch was poor? The rest of the country is busy setting fire to things in Kiev. Sorry they couldn't get out there and get the grounds-keeping done. SOMEBODY HAS TO RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE.
Not gonna say anything.
So I guess the pitch worked out pretty well for some.
And so ends one of the most embarrassing experiences in all of American sports. It as xenophobic, incompetent and insulting to their fans.
Well that was predictable. I mean not then, but back when the rumors of fraud surfaced. I'm more Professor Trelawney, and less of the Oracle.
Bobby Soldier watches this and weeps.
I am heartbroken to announce that Kate Hansen, the love of my Winter Olympics 2014, is not nearly as cool as I thought. She participated in a Jimmy Kimmel hoax and a lame one at that. And to proclaim that Jimmy Kimmel is the Yellow King is an insult to the memory of Reggie Ledoux.