Happy Friday, Spursland! After yesterday's match, I can now answer the most pressing question about this Spurs team: who is Johnny Vertical's professional wrestling idol? It's clearly Shawn Michaels because of this match. Ya get it?
And now the "news"
We all watched you play yesterday. If you want to start at right back I suggest a team like Blackburn.
Somewhere in Valencia there is a 14-year-old wannabe anarchist who just wishes he was in Kiev and is feeling like a total boss right now.
We are waiting on confirmation of rumors that the Keeper was to busy taking a selfie with fans.
I am also pretty sure that Bob Barker could beat the shit out of her too, but I am sure she would show some heart.
More like down with #casualkeepers. Keepers being all casual about their jobs. I bet that guy shops at the GAP.
I think the Canadians are still smarting from the fact that Bret Hull chose to play for the good guys who don't put stupid leaves on our flags.
Somewhere Toledo's hero Max Klinger is smiling.