Tuesday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For March 11, 2014

Paul Gilham

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with tough love.

Have you ever felt adrift? Lost in the sea of life with no anchor? Aimlessly wandering through the void with no purpose or direction? Have you ever watched others go about their productive, seemingly happy lives and wondered, "why can't I have what they have? Why can't I do what they do?" Have you ever felt so small and insignificant in face of the yawning cosmic void that were unable to stop belgians from scoring goals?

You are not trying to understand your own purpose in the face of an uncaring, unfeeling universe. You have a lack of character. Sack up and sort it out.

And now, the weather.

Scott Steiner uses math to prove his superiority - Youtube

Do you think that there's no one worse at their job than Tim Sherwood? Let Big Poppa Pump demonstrate otherwise.

Athletic Bilbao is awesome - SB Nation

Guys let's all make Athletic our second team. They're great.

Luis Garcia Fired by Getafe - SB Nation

Super hyped manager from Iberia fails to live up to massive expectations. I feel like I've seen this movie before.

CONCACAF Champions League Returns - SB Nation

You might be able to watch this if Fox Sports 35 didn't have to air Monster Truck Drag Racing Pre Show Coverage.

Step off Mrs. Met, Slugerrr - SB Nation

The Roosevelts' love life reenacted with baseball mascots. And no microwaves.

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