Hola amigos, cheer the fuck up
Is anyone else sick of our problems?
I just really wish we could even just once send out our best XI, you know? I'm sure you know.
Injuries, crippling lack of form, the lack of stability at the club... it's all conspired together to mean that we basically never get the opportunity to send out our possibly world-beating best XI. So, naturally, out of frustration at the knowledge that it's basically impossible to do, I've decided to attempt the impossible.
Put bird heads on our best XI.
Disclaimer to bird fans: I have no rationale for the choice of birds other than aesthetic suitability. I've also during this time found a birds-with-arms inspired subreddit if you want to see more people with bird heads.
Also as a special bonus, Townsend (pheasant) - impact sub:
And now we're going to beat Arsenal. Bird puns in the comments below only, please. Make sure all comments have a bird pun in them.