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The Oracle: Sherwood on Bentaleb





Much has been made about Tim Sherwood's NAMBLA-like love for the boy Bentaleb, but let me posit to you that this may indeed be history repeating itself all over again. Take a look at this video here, which I'm sure many of you have seen, but few of you have connected with this current controversy.

Make no mistake, I truly believed that Bentaleb that wasn't quite ready for the prem de la prem, (especially against the heady attacking threats provided by le arse, manchester club #2, the bindippers, and chavski) but on evidence of this video (which some soothsayer of the past recorded and held onto for 16 years, knowing full well that it's prophecy would come to pass and that the emergence of Internet viral television would then allow for the education of the footballing masses), I have now changed my tune and I believe that Able Nabil should start every match, right in the center of midfield, just as Fat Frank had done in the before time, the long long ago.

Indeed, this video is football's equivalent of nostradamus predicting 9-11, but in a good way. Get ready folks, because I've spotted a future footballing legend. (Of course, I forgot to add that Bentaleb will be sold to Chelsea before any of this actually comes to fruition) Have a nice day!

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