Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For April 17, 2014

You're getting chinned in the morning - Ross Kinnaird

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, today on Bale and other less interesting stuff.

Happy Spursday, Spursland! Once again, your old buddy theroosevelts had to turn his attentions away from compiling your favourite links post last night and towards some marking. By which I of course mean marking his face as he drunkenly slipped and bashed his head off the side of the police car he'd just been asked to put his hands up against after exposing himself in a comedy club [note: may not have happened]. Below is your theme of the day, which title-wise is super-appropriate today as the news that we may potentially be offering Ade out to other clubs in Serie A is clearly a sign that we've given up on the idea of achieving anything next season.

Wavves - Afraid of Heights [AUDIO] (via Bananas Music Club)

And now the "news"

Daniel Levy is to blame for Spurs' wasted season- BT Sport

"Spurs need to hold their nerve; not constantly lose it. They need to have a plan and stick to it. Levy needs to have a long hard look in the mirror."

Daniel Levy laughs at your ridiculous assertions. Everyone knows he has no reflection to look at.

Harry Kane says he's good enough for Tottenham Hotpsur first team- Sports Mole

Terrific! Can he recommend around seven or eight other guys who might be too?

Spurs put pressure on Sherwood to play Lamela- Telegraph

I'm a touch worried by the little mention of him playing at Ledley's testimonial buried in there. None of us really want to think about the results of a collision between those two.

Kaboul: I started to worry I'd never play again- Daily Star

Based on our defence in the last few games I'm still worrying that. ONLY JOKING YOUNES PLEASE DON'T LEAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE

Manchester City's season promised so much but could end with a whimper- Guardian

'Whimper' is a pretty understated way of saying '60 year-old man being loaded into a cannon and fired in the direction of Chile'.

Gareth Bale did a thing- SBNation

Never mind, Barca. At least this frees you up to concentrate on La Lig-... the Champions Lea-.... your families.

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