Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For April 23, 2014

Clive Rose

Tottenham Hotspur news and notes, with David Moyes.

Happy Wednesday, Spursland! Welcome to the circus that camped out on the David Moyes rubbish heap. This is the Malaysia Flight 370 of the football world. We all know what happened, but we are going to sit around and cover it like it is still fresh news.

And now the "news"

Blanchflower To Be Honored- BBC

This plaque better be done with a flourish.

LVG Now Linked With Arsenal Job- Express

Can someone send me instructions on how to tie a proper noose? Unrelated, do you think any old exposed beam in my house will support the weight of a well-marbled, struggling comedian.

David Moyes: The Wrong Man, The Wrong Job- The Busby Babe

Who was more hated at the end, David Moyes or AVB? The answer, of course, is Tim Sherwood. I know, I'm a hack.

Jermaine Jones Gets Kick Ass Tattoo In Weird Place- SB Nation Soccer

The knee has to be the weirdest place for a tattoo, right? It's gonna get all messed up, that skin moves around and stretches a lot. Is the knee the male equivalent of the front of the leg above the knee mid thigh? You see it and you know there are some emotional issues behind that.

Barca Themed Chocolates Filled With Drugs- SB Nation

There are some very disappointed people at whatever Spain's version of Coachella is.

Petr Cech Dislocates His Shoulder- We Ain't Got No History

Can't catch a break, can he? I'll show myself out and over the cliff where I belong.

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