Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For May 30, 2014

Jan Kruger

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with anarchy.

Happy Friday, Spursland! Psst, don't tell anyone but the boss is on vacation. ANARCHY REIGNS!!!!!

And now the "news"

Lamela Returns To River Plate For Pre Pre-Season Training- Telegraph

Training before the pre-training begins? Someone looks like they have something to prove. The next Ricky Villa could be on his way to glory.

No Official Poch Press Conference Until After The World Cup- Sky Sports

#narrative, what are Levy and Poch hiding from England?!?!?!?!

Soldado Linked To Atletico- Haringey Independent

Chased out of England by just the presence of Harry Kane near him in training

Torino To Replace Parma In Europe- SB Nation Soccer

In life there are few certainties. Death, taxes and Tottenham breaking your heart.

Stephen Hawking, Englishmen, Lad- SB Nation Soccer

Stephen Hawking isn't allowed to be cracking wise and making Suarez jokes. And he can't be spending his time figuring out where a penalty kick should go. Isn't he supposed to be in a room somewhere thinking up ways for humanity to survive the Sun's eventual implosion? Then again based on recent events perhaps we don't deserve to keep going as a species.

England U-19s Fail To Qualify For Europe- We Ain't Got No History

Rut Ro Shaggy, looks like the future of England is not so bright.

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