Tuesday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for May 6, 2014

Paul Gilham

Daily Tottenham Hotspiur links, today on Paulinho, Tim Sherwood and Liverpool lols.

Happy Day After Liverpool Collapsed -- into a sea of pain and suffering -- Day Spursland! And unlike The team's official twitter i won't apologize for that statement. Mocking a rival's failure is not offensive. It just isn't. Telling someone you wish their people were ethnically cleansed is offensive. Mocking a rival sports team is just impolite. I am upset that the team apologized for that vine video. It was fun, because having rivalries in the realm of sports where (throatily you damn miserable hooligans) nobody actually gets hurt. Grow up and realize you don't have a right not to feel bad for a second.

And now the "news"

Ade Hopes Sherwood Stays-Sky Sports

You are bad at hoping, and you deserve to be disappointed.

I Made A Big Mistake Says Paulinho-Samba Foot

One word, one bloody (I guarantee I am not using that word right) word away from him becoming not Paulinho, but Gob.

Alternate PFA Premier League Team Of The Season-SB Nation Soccer

Would we call Willian an under the radar player?

(Maybe Drunk) Maradona In A Suit Takes On World Football Skills Champion-SB Nation Soccer

Come on nobody walks like that unless they are feeling it and are trying to hide it.  But wow, he did that stuff in the fancy shoes.  No wonder he thought he could just do coke to get in shape for a world cup.

TIFO Of The Year-Deadspin

Every other Ultras group now knows what Eric Clapton felt like when he first saw Jimmy Hendrix.

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