Happy Thursday, Spursland! Grilling is not BBQ. Shane, comment?
And now the "news"
This is getting embarrassing, sir. No girl goes home with the tries-too-hard guy. Now all hack comedians would say that all guys go home with tries-too-hard girl, but you and me, who live in the real world, know that also isn't true. Nobody wants desperate, especially Dan Levy.
Talk about direct...from the toilet (holds for laughter and applause). There is no way Spurs sell to Chelsea and there is no way Chelsea think Vlad is the rock to build the second pyramid of Mourinho.
100% chance someone bought him and someone is making a killing betting on the spread.
"Lets peddle gang! Preferably up mountains with the least appreciated of the bros (cycling bro) running with us, slapping us on the back and offering us there water bottles that sometimes are filled with vodka and not water!" That's hat I would say if, in addition to writing this every day, I was also a pro cyclist.
You know you clicked that already. How could you not? Now look at this equally awesome clip of Sarah Silverman epically cursing at a guy who then punches her in the face (NSFW)