Happy Tuesday Spursland! OH it's on baby, bring them on! bring on those half-assed Dutchmen, all braggadocios because they invented the french fry. Got so little pull in the world that you let us give credit to another country for your big freaking idea and you just sat there meekly and took it. They took it like Ralphie in the first half of A Christmas Story. And that is exactly how it's gonna go today. Only unlike in World War I there isn't any dikes to break to use sea water to protect their feeble army from the rampaging invaders. There is nothing to stop the onslaught of Eagles, and Mustangs, and double bacon cheeseburgers. We are going to win then hold down Fellaini while Jurgen shaves off his ridiculous hair and then wipes his ass with it.
And now the "news"
Anyone have any feelings about this?
Because i don't feel anything about this and as a true American I need to be told what to think.
Let me reiterate. Jurgen wipes his ass with Fellaini's hair in the center of the pitch then removes his shirt to reveal "you're next ISIS" tattooed on his chest. Jurgen is taking this "don't tread" thing global.
And he was never heard from again.
This happens to my phone sometimes, and I cry. I cry like I am something that is incredibly incredibly pathetic. Like a Belgian.