Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014

Steven Bisig-USA TODAY Sports

Daily Tottenham Hostpur news and links, today on transfers and octopus kits.

Happy Monday Spursland! And so that happened- not super-disappointing, but not exactly the smashing we wanted to see right out the gates opening to preseason. We saw some of our beloveds (Tom and Harry) do pretty well, and we saw Siggy unceremoniously given the kick out the door he seems to have needed. Davies will be done with his medical seemingly any second and we are off to the races. So what if we are off to the races more like the tortoise than the hair? We all know who won that in the end. And on an actually bright and not at all stretching like a yoga instructor for a silver lining note, nobody got injured!

And now the "news"

Vorm To Be Added To Davies, Siggy Swap Deal Thing With Swansea-Telegraph

Vorm will presumably be the back up keeper as Lloris has just signed a new deal and is a bit younger and better and stuff.

Poch's Big Goal This Season, The Title-Sky Sports

One day, his goal is to win the title one day. So this is not, I repeat not, some crazy throwing down of an unreasonable gauntlet. This is a reasonable statement from a manager who has the current squad and he's essentially waited by choice or lack of funds or clout to make any deep dive into the transfer market in a year of MASSIVE international transfers.

Look At Clint Dempsey's Dick On The Cover Of FIFA 15-SB Nation Soccer

This is some Disney level phantom dong.

How Not To Save A Free Kick-SB Nation Soccer

This same thing happened to me once. I was four and I was playing keeper in a league for kids so small we didn't even have nets, just little tiny cones.

This Team Has Octopus Kits-SB Nation Soccer

Parents just don't understand, or so says science. Apparently I have kids because I don't know what the fuck is going on here.

United To Sign Dutch World Cup Star-The Busby Babe

Shocking.

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