Happy Wednesday Spursland! Brazil, hilarious.
And now the "news"
If we spend £20m for a striker, who starts on a regular basis in a one striker formation? Ade can crush it, Kane is the Devil's favorite demon or something, and Soldado cost a buttload. Someone explain this to me before I have two dirty martinis and start saying things about a 4-4-2 option.
OK maybe Poch doesn't have to spend any brain matter on that last problem.
Just another sign of the crumbling of the American empire. From taking over Hawaii with like six plantain owners and their kids to not being about to reward their World Cup team with the best stuff.
Andy Sedaris, it's like he heard about the #yesallwomen hashtag and took it the exact opposite way.
Remember when he was a big money signing coming out of Aston Villa? Neither do I, but Wikipedia says it happened.