Happy Tuesday, Spursland! You know what would be good? If you spent today doing whatever you have to do to A) not die and B) not kill anyone else. Thanks and enjoy your day.
And now the "news"
Swansea Reported To FIFA Over Vorm Fee- BBC
One more thing like this and Swansea's credit score will be approaching Salmon Chase levels.
Jamie Redknapp's EPL Preview- Sky Sports
I find this to be a stupid, obvious, piece that had very little effort put in to it. Then again, that describes what I do here every day so you know, rock on.
Man Racks Up £5k Bar Tab Claiming To Be EPL Player- SB Nation Soccer
I bet he said he was Dixie Dean.
For Spurs And Everton, The Pressure Is Off- SB Nation Soccer
This makes a lot of sense, logically, that must be why I find it to be total BS. ALL the pressure is on and I expect some silver in that cabinet by this time next year.
7 Arrest Warrants Issued For War Machine After BRUtal Assault- Bloody Elbow
If you have information on this man or have seen him, do not approach him.He is dangerous and is believed to be in the San Diego Area. SB Nation's czar of all things combat sports, Luke Thomas on reading the reports of this remarked "War Machine is truly misunderstood. I thought he was a deranged dangerous meathead, turns out he is significantly more psychotic."
One Titans Fan Gets Rained On A Lot, Just Takes It- SB Nation
Some people seek out a physical manifestation for how they feel inside. This guy feels pretty bad.