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Your Team is Getting Relegated: Cardiff City

Ahead of Spurs' upcoming match, we preview why their opponent is completely terrible and going to get relegated.

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Eriksen and Kane, crossbar challenge kings

Christian Eriksen and Harry Kane stand alone atop the Tottenham mountain.

Your Team is Getting Relegated: Norwich City

Ahead of Spurs' upcoming match, we preview why their opponent is completely terrible and going to get relegated.

Hashtag Brigade saves Tottenham from Madrid

Online petitions and hashtags save Tottenham from themselves.

Potential arrivals, departures and pipe dreams

Daniel Levy has hired a director of football and gotten most of his work done early, but he's still Daniel Levy. And Andre Villas-Boas hasn't said that Tottenham Hotspur is done dealing.

Tottenham doomed against Arsenal

Hello derby my old friend

Your team is getting relegated: Arsenal

Ahead of Spurs' upcoming match, we preview why their opponent is completely terrible and going to get relegated.

Spurs are trolling on Vine

Are we going to see it? Are we? NOPE.

We loved you but now you must suffer for eternity

As our dearly beloved Gareth Bale edges ever closer to his move to Madrid, our once-pure love turns to the bitterest of hatred

Will Lamela's hair fit at Spurs?

Is Erik Lamela as good with a comb and styling clay as he is with a football? We put the vital question to our writing staff.

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