Dispatches from #batcountry

Dispatches from #batcountry: Deulofeu on loan?

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Spurs have been linked to Barca youth Gerard Deulofeu, which is awesome, but it's just for a non-buying loan so it's dumb.

Dispatches from #batcountry: MARCA can read minds!

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MARCA writers apparently have the gift of precognition, as they peered into the mind of Gareth Bale to predict his impending move to Madrid.

Dispatches from #batcountry: Utd. should sign Bale

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Mickey Thomas thinks that Manchester United should sign Gareth Bale. In other fantasy news, I would like free craft beer for the rest of my life and a bunch of Google stock. And a pony.

Dispatches from #batcountry: Danny Welbeck loan?

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A report says that Danny Welbeck could be on his way to Spurs on loan. Great idea... but check out the source.

Dispatches from #batcountry: No Cardozo for Spurs

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According to a dumb report, Spurs are set to "miss out" on a striker we're not even linked to.

Dispatches from #batcountry: Spurs in for Osvaldo?

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Tottenham needs a striker. Pablo Osvaldo is a striker. Therefore, Tottenham Hotspur is linked to Pablo Osvaldo.

Dispatches from #batcountry: Mario Gomez for £7m

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Somehow we're supposed to believe that Bayern will let Mario Gomez go to Tottenham for £7m.

Dispatches from #batcountry: Targets not leaving

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Two reports have dampened hopes on a Jackson Martinez or Roberto Soldado transfer to Spurs. But ultimately, these reports don't mean anything at all.

Dispatches from #batcountry: £100m for Gareth Bale

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The Metro reports that Florentino Perez is willing to pay Tottenham £100m for Gareth Bale's services, views it as "an investment." Holy moly, that's a lot of money, but is it true? Doubtful.

Dispatches from #batcountry: Hoddle talks Bale

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Spurs legend Glenn Hoddle gave an interview where he discussed Gareth Bale, big money, and Manchester clubs.

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