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Who's the next Spurs captain?

86

Michael Dawson is out. Who takes the armband next for Spurs?

Fat Eggs and Sam

24

A derby's a derby, no matter how small.

Premier League predictions: Sadly, we like Chelsea

70

We're all very disappointed to inform you that the CFC staff thinks Chelsea will win the Premier League.

Ted Lasso is back, but no longer coaching Spurs

45

He was deported back to America.

Watch Eriksen score an awesome free kick

21

Christian Eriksen is really cool even in the preseason.

Verts is spending his vacation crowd surfing

29

Jan Vertonghen's preseason training includes crowd surfing at EDM festivals.

Spurs stars in salad snub shame

66

Our attacking players appetite for fresh vegetables is apparently very similar to their appetite for goals last season.

Let's make up a rumour

39

Having grown tired of churning out old #batcountry, we at CFC have decided to start manufacturing some ourselves.

The inspiration Spurs need to succeed

54

Poetry is fun you guys shut up.

Super Official Potential Spurs XI for the 2014/15

64

Everyone else is doing it, we might as well get in on the action.

Sandro not bitter, supporting his counry

8

This is good to see.

World Cup player profiles: Paulinho

19

He might have been disappointing for Tottenham Hotspur this season, but Paulinho is a key player for the Selecao.

Let's pick a nickname for Pochettino

121

Mauricio Bobicio Fee Fi Fauricio. It's the naaaaame game!

Ranking every transfer target

207

We decided to see where all of our writers stand on rumored transfers.

Eye on ITK: Player unrest!

31

In the know and off our rocker.

Manager shortlist: Jupp Heynckes

20

Can Tottenham get Bayern's treble winning manager? LOL No.

Watch Holtby take out Howard Webb

24

This is brilliant.

Manager Shortlist - AVB?

42

Did you think we were going to start this series with a serious post? Of course not.

Odds for next manager what you'd expect

17

Two candidates stand out above the rest. The next two have some decent odds too. Then, off a cliff.

Tim Sherwood gets it

34

The moment you've all been waiting for.

Official Spurs Twitter account trolls Liverpool

152

Oh yes. This is amazing.

Spurs can talk to FDB

55

Awww yeah.

What did Daniel Levy talk to Marc Overmars about?

61

Daniel Levy reportedly talked to Marc Overmars at Ajax recently, but the club denies it was about Frank De Boer. So what did they talk about?

We don't want David Moyes!

36

He's a boring coach!

Video
35

Watch Spurs players fail to name the PL teams

Not one of them did it.

5 reasons why the internet should be banned

72

I'm so sorry that someone's job is to write things like this.

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