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Report: Spurs nearing £20m deal with Fulham for Ryan Sessegnon

Josh Onomah and Georges-Kevin Nkoudou could head the other way.

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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Monday, July 22

Gareth Bale has friends!

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Pochettino advises patience with Ndombele after impressive debut

Tottenham’s record signing is only starting to get acclimated with his new team, says Poch.

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Spurs’ glorious Champions League failure is the collective memory that fans needed

Tottenham need a trophy soon, but as the new season approaches, last year’s epic takes on a new significance

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Pochettino unsure if Gareth Bale headed back to Tottenham

Only Daniel Levy knows for sure!

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Tottenham 3-2 Juventus — Kane midfield 93’ lob wins match for Spurs

Solid in Singapore!

Tottenham vs. Juventus — match thread, tv channels, and how to watch online

Spurs get their International Champions Cup title defense underway against the Italian champions in Singapore.

Champions League 2018-19

Seville radio journalist says Tottenham increased Lo Celso bid to €68m

It’s a weird source... but it’s something!

Tottenham vs. Juventus to be televised on ESPN2 in USA

Spurs are playing the Italian champions in Singapore this Sunday.

Vincent Janssen set for Monterrey medical on Monday

El Thiccening!

Pochettino confirms Christian Eriksen had minor surgery in offseason

Spurs’ playmaker trained alone in Singapore yesterday, but Pochettino said it was related to his recovery, not his mindset.

Tottenham Hotspur Women

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, July 19

Rewriting sporting rule books.

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Tottenham reveal Tanguy Ndombele’s kit number

He’s #28 (until he’s #29)

Harry Kane officially getting Hot Guy Summer underway

Swole Harry Kane is an essential part of this complete breakfast.

Tottenham release 2019-20 home and away kits

They are exactly what the leaks said they were!

DiMarzio: Llorente wanted by Fiorentina

The kinda-sorta-released Tottenham striker could head to Italy, if he doesn’t stay at Spurs.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Thursday, July 18

Ruining kids’ lives.

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Arsenal to sign Saliba despite late Tottenham interest, close to Ceballos loan

What’s the opposite of GAZUMP? This is that.

Kieran Trippier completes transfer to Atletico Madrid

Trips gets a new adventure at the third largest club in Spain as Mauricio Pochettino retools his squad.

Lo Celso submits transfer request, but Betis want €75 million for Tottenham target

This is still going on, but it doesn’t seem like anything is close.

Marcus Edwards trains with Brentford after missing out on pre-season tour

Add Edwards to the "outgoing" list

Report: Tottenham will not target a replacement for Kieran Trippier

It looks like, unless something changes, it will be a battle at right back between Serge Aurier, Kyle Walker-Peters, and Juan Foyth.

Alderweireld, Eriksen named to Tottenham’s Asian tour squad; Rose omitted

The club is heading to Asia, but as always the interest is who is NOT on the plane.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, July 17

The summer weekend slog.

Danny Rose to miss Spurs’ preseason tour, could be sold

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Reports: Arsenal close to Dani Ceballos loan

The latest from Spain suggests the Real Madrid star could end up on the wrong side of North London.

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Is Kieran Trippier headed for sunny Spain? Atletico and Spurs close to deal

Well this deal moved fast.

MARCA: Spurs interested in cut-rate deal for Gareth Bale

Reports from Spain suggest Real Madrid are getting desperate to offload the Welsh wizard, but this still isn’t realistic.

Tottenham Hotspur Prospect Rankings - 2017

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Tuesday, July 16

Easy and hard metro systems.

Roma director confirms interest in Alderweireld, denies Zaniolo sale

The thot plickens!

Report: Arsenal match Tottenham’s bid for William Saliba

COUNTER-GAZUMP?