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Bat Country: Zidane demands Real Madrid sign Eriksen

Real Madrid want Eriksen. In other news, water is wet.

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WATCH: Son Heung-Min scores on Davinson Sanchez in international friendly

Sonny enjoyed that, but I bet he feels bad for Davinson.

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Recurrently Generated Tottenham Hotspur, Part One: Blowing it All Up

Daniel Levy has lost his mind and sold EVERYONE.

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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Tuesday, March 26

An empanada story.

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England to file complaint after Rose, Hudson-Odoi racially abused in Montenegro

Members of the crowd were heard using monkey noises.

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Montenegro vs. England: EURO qualifier match thread

ENGERLAAAAAAND

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WATCH: Highlights of Spurs U18 3-1 Southampton U18 at new stadium

You’ve seen the clips, but here’s a highlight package, courtesy of the club.

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Spurs Ladies fall to Sheffield United, drop to second in FAWC table

A disappointing loss sees Spurs fall from the top spot, but they remain favorites to promote to the WSL.

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We asked a computer to generate fictional footballer names based on everyone who has ever played for Spurs.

I was there — A Carty Free reader’s notes from the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium

Carty Free reader Socks22 was one of 30k people at Spurs’ first test event. These are his words.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Monday, March 25

What’d we do?

Inter Milan announce Legends squad to play at Spurs’ new stadium

And it looks like Jurgen Klinsmann and Robbie Keane may be switching shirts at halftime.

Tottenham 3-1 Southampton: U18s impress in first test event at Spurs’ new stadium

In front of a crowd of 30,000 fans, Spurs’ youngsters rose to the occasion and took home the first win at the new ground.

Serge Aurier subbed off injured for Ivory Coast in AFCON qualifier

More great news!

Report: United cooling on Pochettino, will enter negotiations with Solskjaer

Well, all right, if you must.

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Eric Dier returns to Tottenham after injury against Czech Republic

#%^@&*!

A Kosovo fan rushed the pitch at Christian Eriksen, but just wanted a hug

I know that feel, bro.

England vs Czech Republic: EURO qualifier match thread

Hey look, an England match featuring Spurs’ best players!

Please buy all of this Son Heung-Min themed beer and pour it into my mouth

BRB buying plane ticket to Portland.

International Roundup: how Tottenham players performed with their national teams

Time to check in on how our Traveling Hotspurs got on in international duty.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, March 22

More food takes.

Tottenham want to invite Paul Gascoigne to play in their Legends match. They probably shouldn’t.

Gascoigne is currently awaiting trial on charges of sexual assault stemming from an incident on a train last August.

Get your Recurrently Generated Football League merch here!

Own your own computer-generated fictional English football club t-shirt today!

Check out these awesome photos from inside Tottenham’s new stadium

I’m getting shivery just looking at these.

Saracens and Harlequins to play future rugby derbies at Tottenham’s new stadium

This is apparently a thing that is happening that is not football.

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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Thursday, March 21

An obsession with stationary.

Sheffield United sacks player who racially abused Spurs Ladies’ Renee Hector

After a full investigation and an FA verdict, Hector’s abuser has been let go.

Christian Eriksen says rumors that he’s tired are “bulls—t”

You tell ‘em, Chris!

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Tottenham Hotspur Prospect Rankings - 2017

Son Heung-Min’s smiling face is on ice cream cones in South Korea

This is the best thing to happen this week.

Tottenham Hotspur’s first match in their new stadium isn’t broadcast on TV in England

Great job!

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, March 20

Terrible, AWFUL movies.

Klinsmann, Tainio, Stalteri join Tottenham Legends squad for test event vs. Inter Milan

There is, apparently, a country for old men.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Tuesday, March 19

A hair story, starring Gareth Bale

Spurs could suspend fans who scalp their Crystal Palace tickets for exorbitant prices

The opening match at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium is a hot commodity, and some fans are taking advantage.