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Spurs vs. Wigan Preview -or- Dear God We Can't Possbily F**k This Up

This is one of those games where I almost don't want to waste my time or your time writing a preview. Sure, Wigan can get a result. Sure, Spurs can do something really cool like score nine goals. But we all know what's going to happen, most likely. Spurs will win by three or four goals in a rather uneventful match that includes some defensive errors by Wigan.

Tottenham's cause is aided by the fact that Wigan is in the process of selling Charles N'Zogbia, one of few Wigan players worth a damn, to Birmingham. The rest of their team has performed like absolute garbage recently. Honestly, Spurs reserves might grind out a result.

Of course, I could be jinxing the hell out of us. And pigs could fly out of my ass.

I'm sorry, but I can't bring myself to give this game any more time. I can't. It's pointless. Wigan are a sorry team in shambles and we're going to give about 75% and win anyway.

God help us if we find a way to screw this up.