You're not going to believe this crap.
Manchester United Lineup (4-4-2): Van Der Sar / Evra, Ferdinand, Vidic, Rafael / Nani, Fletcher, Carrick, Park / Chicharito, Berbatov
Tottenham Hotspur Lineup (4-4-1-1): Gomes / Assou-Ekotto, Gallas, Kaboul, Hutton / Bale, Modric, Jenas, Lennon / van der Vaart / Keane
Jenas and Modric in the middle, Keane up top. I'm beside myself. Trying really hard not to break things. I want to reserve judgment. I am finding this to be impossible.
Kickoff is 12:30 pm ET on Fox Soccer Channel in the United States.