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Tottenham Hotspur Vs. Birmingham: Lionel Messi, Barcelona, Barack Obama, Julian Assange, And Wikileaks

Typical Spurs. That's all I have to say. It was a typical Spurs performance from start to finish. We were the better team, failed to capitalize on most of our opportunities, got outplayed for 10 minutes of the match, and ended up with a draw against a mediocre side. You have all seen this match a thousand times and you have all read this match report a thousand times. Rather than bore the living hell out of you with a re-hashing of half of the matches Spurs have ever played, I've decided to use this match report for traffic baiting purposes.

Hopefully some people that were looking around for articles about Lionel Messi, Barcelona, Barack Obama, Julian Assange, and Wikileaks are actually fans of Tottenham Hotspur and continue to visit this website. 

Luka Modric has the flu and I'm going to go drink myself into a coma.

I think we play in the Champions League or something like that coming up. Whatever.