Robbie Keane was going to Birmingham, then not going to Birmingham. He was going to West Ham, then not going to West Ham. Now it seems that he may finally be going to West Ham again. At this point, I don't really care where Robbie Keane goes or if we get a fee for him. I just want him to get the eff out of my life.
It's probably just a baseless rumor, but according to Soccernet's rumor thingy, Keane's £6m move to West Ham is back on. I am not naive enough to think this is legitimate, but anytime he wants to eff off and take his $100k/wk salary with him is fine by me. Here's the quote from the site:
12.42 Our sources tell us that Robbie Keane’s move to West Ham is now back on and that he will join the Hammers in a deal that could cost £6 million if the club manage to steer clear of relegation at the end of the season.
Good, I'm glad that's settled. Have fun in East London, homie.