Happy Tuesday Spursland! Hey, remember that pesky Europa League? Well, it's back this Thursday with Spurs in action against a club named after the world's greatest sandwich. Now, who else is excited to see some HurriKane?
And now the "news"
"Key Not To Lose"- Brad Freidel-Tottenhamhotspur.com
Those words are totally more inspiring than the standard sports inspirationals like "find a way to win", "be the hammer not the nail", and "ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country". Brad "Lincoln-esque" Freidel everyone.
Generic Pav Rumors Anyone?-RT.com
This is exactly what you have heard before, but now with an updated list of rumored destinations for the star punter!
Will Somebody Give Spurs "Poisoned Dwarf" A Reality Check-Newcastleunited-mad.co.uk
Greatest title ever! No I didn't change it at all.
PS: The poisoned dwarf is Defoe.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Jack Warner Blames Zionists For His Expulsion From FIFA-SB Nation Soccer
Now we all know that Jack Warner is crazy and he probably, as we can now see, is a crazy anti-Semite, but isn't there a possibility, just a tiny possibility, that in this crazy man's brain he is a bit unclear on what Zionism means?
Danny Cruz Probably Needs To Sit A Few Games-SB Nation Soccer
I am completely torn about this. On the one hand the result of this was brutal. It's the scariest on field soccer video I have ever seen, but on the other, I don't like seeing straight red cards based on how severe the outcome was if there was absolutely no intention at all. From what I see in this video, I don't even think Cruz knew until the very last second that contact was coming. Also, I am uncomfortable with the dishing out of suspensions after the fact based on the results of a freak level injury rather than intent to harm.
Graham MacAree Makes Hurtful/Totally True Points About The Latest News In The Modric Saga-We Ain't Got No History
Be on the look out for when Graham names the amount for which he would sell you a family member!