Happy Wednesday Spursland! It's hump day, the worst day of the week. So let's dispense with clever intros and get right to the weird Luka Modric transfer rumors!
And now the "news"
In related news, we no longer have any shot at signing Oscar.
There is no chance this is real. Like none, the only way this could be real is if the journalist got the currency wrong and instead of pounds it was gold Krugerrands. It's either that or Sir Alex is trying to piss Daniel Levy off, but we all know that won't work. Cyborgs after all don't have any emotions.
Allow me to answer this question with one word, no.
I am going to refrain from commenting on this, take that for what you will. Editor's note: I'm not, I think Charlie Davies is a spoiled brat and a despicable human being.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Anfield Asylum weighs in on the Suarez-Evra matter. It's very much worth a read.
I just realized that I haven't submitted a line up to my fantasy team since week two. So I'm probably getting brutalized by the rest of the staff. Bryan Ashlock hasn't been able to tell.
Everything you need or want to know about every Champions League game from yesterday.