Happy Wednesday Spursland! It's hump day, the worst day of the week. So let's dispense with clever intros and get right to the weird Luka Modric transfer rumors!
And now the "news"
Barca Join The Race To Sign Oscar-Sky Sports
In related news, we no longer have any shot at signing Oscar.
Man United To Offer 25 Million For Modric-Caught Offside
There is no chance this is real. Like none, the only way this could be real is if the journalist got the currency wrong and instead of pounds it was gold Krugerrands. It's either that or Sir Alex is trying to piss Daniel Levy off, but we all know that won't work. Cyborgs after all don't have any emotions.
Is Kaboul Ready To Lead The Back Four?-Footballfriendsonline.com
Allow me to answer this question with one word, no.
Charlie Davies Sueing DC Club And Red Bull For 20 Million Dollars-Washington Post
I am going to refrain from commenting on this, take that for what you will. Editor's note: I'm not, I think Charlie Davies is a spoiled brat and a despicable human being.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Where We Talk About All The Things We Don't Want To-Anfield Asylum
Anfield Asylum weighs in on the Suarez-Evra matter. It's very much worth a read.
SB Nation Has A Fantasy Footie Blog? SB Nation Has A Fantasy Footie Blog-Never Manage Alone
I just realized that I haven't submitted a line up to my fantasy team since week two. So I'm probably getting brutalized by the rest of the staff. Bryan Ashlock hasn't been able to tell.
SB Nation Champions League Results Thread-SB Nation Soccer
Everything you need or want to know about every Champions League game from yesterday.