Happy Monday Spursland! Who wants to see some adorably candid Harry Redknapp quotes? You do? Well you are in luck because Harry said his peace following yesterday's win over Blackburn. Paging Daniel Levy!
And now the "news"
Paging Daniel Levy, paging daniel Levy, Harry is saying things you are sure to disagree with publicly again.
Harry Would Let Bale Play In The Olympics-The Guardian
Paging Dan Levy! Paging Dan Levy! Seriously has ANYBODY seen Dan Levy? It's like Harry is stuck on the "say things that are the opposite of what my boss has said" setting.
Spurs Invite Local Businessmen To Europa League For Free-Tottenhamhotspur.com
The special offer was part of Spurs "Tickets For Tottenham" initiative. Those invited were among the most affected by the riots in August. As well as local small business owners the invited included Haringey Council workers and the local Fire Brigade.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
VIDEO: HIGHLIGHTS Form The Manchester Derby-The Busby Babe
Incase you, like me, missed the game due to being stuck in a car for several hours, or if you just were curious as to what true perfection and angelic beauty looks like, The Busby Babe has you covered. This video is the sex.
VIDEO: Ronaldo Completes Hatrick With Backheel Volley
I don't care how amazing the goal is, it only makes us hate you more you foppish, flop happy, fink. Yeah that's alliteration, I think. WHAT NOW HOMIE!
Mario Belotelli Burns Down His House, Is Still An Asshat-SB Nation Soccer
I ask this in all seriousness. Is Mario Balotelli really just trying to out Lindsey Lohan Lindsey Lohan but do so without all of the drugs? Could this misunderstood man be our generations Andy Kauffman?
BTW the answer is no, he is just fucking insane.