Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links October 6, 2011

Not a lot of Spurs Stuff happening today, and since the boss is on vacation, Bryan Ashlock said I can basically do whatever I want (Editor's Note: I most certainly did not say that). So, today I give you, the upstanding proud citizens of the commentariat, the floor. Topics will include but not limited to:

• Best show on TV.
• Songs you love but don't want anyone to know about for fear of judgment.
• The top ten things you would buy if you hit the Powerball (for our English readers Powerball is a gigantic multi-state lottery that can have jackpots in the hundreds of millions). A moon bounce and a pet African wild dog are both on my list.
• Brek Shea Memes, memes of the picture at the top of this post, really just memes in general.
• Books!

Feel free to suggest your own topics as this will be a day long event!

Whats happening around SB Nation after the jump

Emerald City Supporters Change The Tifo Game-SB Nation Soccer

I hate how good this is. I hate it. I hate that I have never participated in anything close to this good and that it is perfect in every way. Creativity, execution, everything. I hate you Seattle.

Gary Smith Named MLS Coach Of The Week The Same Week He Abandons His Team-SB Nation Soccer

That's right the same week that he sent the scrubs to a CONCACAF Champions League match and stayed back home the Colorado Rapids manager was named Coach of the Week. Not only did he abandon his team in the continent's biggest competition (yeah I said it), but that CCL match was given as the main reason for his selection. MLS continues to be absolutely upside fucking down.

Donovan Out Of U.S. Friendly With Strained Quad-SB Nation Soccer

Read: Galaxy want to win the league.

Zaltan Ibrahimovic Is Bored With Soccer-SB Nation Soccer

So Ibrah is contemplating his future in the sport at the age of thirty when the league he plays in, it is pointed out in the article, is tailor made for old dudes. It's very very slow, there isn't a lot of physical play, and dinner service is discounted before 5 pm. I get not having the same drive to be great. That can happen to anyone (Editor's Note: It was difficult not to make a snide remark about Kevin here) and it doesn't make you an asshole, but weren't we all assuming that he was always bored with just soccer?