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Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links November 15, 2011

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Just look at that bicep.  Caa you say BEAST SQUAD!
Just look at that bicep. Caa you say BEAST SQUAD!

Happy Tuesday Spursland! Today is that one weird day during an international break where not everything sucks. Some things seem to be going pretty well. How you doing, Luka Modric's bank account?

And now the "news"

Modric To Sign New Long Term Contract For Make It Rain Money-Enfield Independent

The deal is rumored to be worth £100,000 a week, making him Spurs first six-figure man. The deal is said to hinge on Spurs making the top four this season.

Teenage Sensation Discovered, Wanted By Everyone-Sky Sports

The 15-year-old is without a club at the moment so no transfer fee would be needed. Now in the world of, you know, not the United States, I find it hard to believe that a kid of such EPL level talents (supposedly) has gotten to the age of 15 without a club when you consider things like this and this happen all the time. So I'm guessing that the kid is good enough to look good in Sunday league games, but not much more. Or maybe he is amazing, but is like Mario Ballotelli and Carlos Tevez's egos had a baby. That said, I hope Spurs sign him. It costs us nothing so why the hell not?

Juventus To Bid 20 Million Euro For Leandro-Sports Vibe

I'd like to take our club affiliation agreement with Internacional and wipe my...well, you get the idea.

Whats happening around SB Nation after the jump

Manchester United Eyeing Another Teenage Sensation-The Busby Babe

Every time Chelsea, or United, or City sign another wunderkind who is barely old enough to shave a little piece of me dies. Needless to say, I dont have much of me left living at this point.

Six Statues Mike Ashley Would Have Chosen Over Alan Shearer-Coming home Newcastle

The phrase "Urinating on Lee Cattermole" appears in this article, so you should probably read it.

Aston Villa Injury Update:Down With Hamstrings-7500 To Hotle

Coming soon, a joint Cartilage Free Captain and 7500 To Hotle communique "Hamstrings are complete bullshit". Hamstrings and footballers are like hips on golden retrievers,  they are always f'd up.